Learn to Talk Like Yoda with the Yoda-Speak Generator

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Only if I spent more time studying. To speak like yoda practicing. Well fun, this is. Hmmmmmm.

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Note - Whatever you say will be yoda-spoken.

jennifer

Bill's turning 40 years
old. Yes, hmmm.

Malarka

Get yoda to become fully
on the darkside I cannot.
But impossible, nothing
is. Continue to try I
will. Herh herh herh.

my name is baris

Baris, my name is.
Hmmmmmm.

Liliana

Great page! Herh herh
herh.

better than yoda at everything

Yoda sucks yoda sucks
yoda sucks yoda sucks
yoda sucks yoda sucks
yoda sucks. Yes, hmmm.

better than yoda at everything

I hate star wars and
george lucas eats my left
over poop after, finished
feeding the rest to his
cat, have I.

better than yoda at everything

And also a sufferer of
willy envy, gandolf is.

better than yoda at everything

Evan, a little fruit
topping and your mother
sucks like a vacuum with
a broken off switch, you
are.

Sunday 07/02/10

Evan

Yoda! Yes, hmmm.

Gandolf..

You yoda I love, yours
forevaaa, me and willsy
are. Herh herh herh.

I hate star wars

My ass frenchy eat.

I hate star wars

Yoda is way too small and
gay to be a real
animal.and wat meant to
be a half meerkat half
lizard or sumthing is he,
hmm?

I hate star wars

It with r2d2.i saw it
online and cp30 was
masturbating over it,
yoda is a fag and he did.
Herh herh herh.

yoda eats babies

Eat that biiitch. Yes,
hmmm.

yoda eats babies

Dirty little assgoblin
who rims off anabana for
small change, pornist is.

pornist

Help, you need.
Yeesssssss.

anabanana

Nerds but this website's
great, you guys are.
Hmmmmmm.

yoda licks men

Also a mother rammer,
master jedi is, he pumps
that ass all night long.
Yes, hmmm.

yoda licks men

Unic and he rims his
mother, andrei edwards
is. Yeesssssss.

Saturday 06/02/10

ANDREI EDWARDS

How know how to force
jump do you.

MASTER JEDI

How all the skills you.
Yes, hmmm.

YODA

Dance.

so what does this do?

So this do, what does,
hmm? Herh herh herh.

Yoda loves the meat

Anon I said that
underneath this not,
alrite pal, hmm?
Hmmmmmm.

anon

To me give it, please.
You long time I love.
Yes, hmmm.

And Heroin

And to masturbate while
looking at myself in the
mirror I love.
Yeesssssss.

Yoda takes E\'s

To get wiped out I love
because I love buzzing
out mate. Hmmmmmm.

yoda licks white dog crap

Crab, yoda's ma is.

yoda licks white dog crap

I, yoda, for strange
pieces of ass love
totrawl the red light
district looking. Yes,
hmmm.

yoda is a rapist

Bent, yoda is.

yoda is a rapist

With fire in the mouth he
who speaks, suffer many
painful scars, will.
Herh herh herh.

yoda is a rapist

Fit for no one, your
language is, my cave now
leave! Herh herh herh.

yoda is a rapist

Yoda and I like to
interfere with my sister,
I am. I know I shouldnt
but her ass is so tight I
just screw it want to.

yoda has a small willy

And jamie cleland also,
so does. Yes, hmmm.

yoda has a small willy

Brush like face, peter
fench from donaghadee
has. Yeesssssss.

yoda eats penile warts

All of the characters
includng me, star wars
sucks and so does.
Hmmmmmm.

yoda eats penile warts

To touch small green
children I love..I am a
space peado.

yoda eats penile warts

The ugliest colour, green
is, therefore, the
ugliest animal or watever
I am, am I. Herh herh
herh.

cant believe its still copying

Nope then... Herh herh
herh.

cant believe its still copying

Haha caught on then tard,
hmm? Herh herh herh.

cant believe its still copying

Fit for no one, your
language is, my cave now
leave! Hmmmmmm.

Angry with this green homo

Yoda and I eat testicles
for breakfast lunch and
dinner, am I.

Angry with this green homo

You said you hate
yourself haha.

Angry with this green homo

Yoda, I hate yoda. Herh
herh herh.

Binned

With fire in the mouth he
who speaks, suffer many
painful scars, will.
Herh herh herh.

Binned

How d speak to me like
that are you.
Satisfaction, I demand
satisfaction. Hmmmmmm.

Binned

With soap and water go
wash your mouth out!
Yes, hmmm.

Binned

Help, you need. Herh
herh herh.

anon

Jedi warrior.
Yeesssssss.

kaushik

Kaushik. Yes, hmmm.

Latest Changes

2009-07-06: Well hasn't it been a while? I finally got round to making this site more dynamic, using the combination of technologies now fashionably-titled AJAX. The 'Yoderisings Count', 'Latest Result' and 'Wisdom Box' will now stay bang up to date before your very eyes.

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2007-05-22: Submitted: "Worthless piece of bantha fodder, this yoda converter is. Yeesssssss." This made me chuckle. :)

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Intro - Read This First

Learn how to talk like Yoda. Type or paste in a bunch of text, and find out just how Yoda may have said it, in his Yodish way.

Try it with jokes, emails, song lyrics, card messages, whatever!

Initial development based on this fine essay on the rules of 'Yodish': Yodish Analysis!

Tips:

Please don't just try "Hello." Nothing will change. Yoda won't answer back, he'll just repeat. It's not the same thing as a conversation.
Yoda speaks short sentences for a reason. If the result is total garbage, that could be why!
Make sure you use proper english grammar and punctuation, our little green friend can't read your mind. "Don't", instead of "Dont", and so on.
The exception is this: You should use extra punctuation if a sentence contains more than one clause, often split with 'and', 'or', etc. For example: "Put your hands up and step away from the turnip." should be "Put your hands up, and step away from the turnip." or "Put your hands up. Step away from the turnip."
If using commas and full stops in currencies or initialisms, do not use spaces.
The use of parenthesis is not yet recommended, though I will work on them.
If there are issues and a sentence is not yoderising as you think it should, it could also be because I haven't yet included all the words I need to in the search formulas. Help me improve it by using the button given!

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