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Sunday 24/09/17

Golden Delicious

Only us, needing I
nothing else that am. .
You I trust, is it, the
only one I believe in.

Golden Delicious

Schatzi. Tschuss bis
mittwoch. :) .

anon

Much ado about nothing.

Granny Smith

Vader feels up pixie.

Golden Delicious

How delectable one are
you, hmm? The cargo hold
packed to the bulkhead
with supplies on the
millenium falcon, I
nearly have. ...
Yeesssssss.

Golden Delicious

... Nearly prepped and
ready for its journey to
hoth, it is when the sun
rises again. Return
midweek to dock at base,
'twill. Miss you even
more, I will, for be
conversing I will not.
Yes, hmmm.

Golden Delicious

Call from btc, I got, and
to paint for their new
show asked. :) wow!
Honoured, I feel
honoured. :) of course
no pay, however I receive
two complimentary
tickets. Hmmmmmm.

Golden Delicious

Dream sweet, and me
giving you a massage in
warm oil maybe you may
dream of, of a roaring
fire in front, of a
secluded cabin in the
hills on the floor.
Mmmmm, me there now beam.
:) .

Saturday 23/09/17

Golden Delicious

Started well, I hope your
break has. Of you
thinking. :) . Hmmmmmm.

Golden Delicious

Looking at "Bad
motivator | robot chicken
| adult swim"

Friday 22/09/17

YOODA MASTER OF WISDOM

Anyone loling I cannot
believe u said lol what
do you mean by lol I see
not. Yeesssssss.

Revan

Lol.

anon

Me right round you spin,
baby right round, like a
record baby, right round
round round.

Granny Smith

For vader pixie yearns.
Hmmmmmm.

Golden Delicious

Good evening delectable
one. With the sunshine
such a beautiful day, and
you. :) no goodbyes. I
see you whilst on shore
leave, will, hmm? Wish
that to be a fact, I do.
S e x y pair of calves,
you have. :) .

Golden Delicious

... You on yoda was it,
to go to a movie
yesterday that said, hmm?
If yes, desirable place
to meet that would be.
When to the movies I go,
let you know I will when
I am going, and where,
sit, will I. ...

Golden Delicious

... If you want to, and
make it, you can, come
and sit nearby, you can.
:) love that, I would.
Or going, if I know of a
place that I am, let you
know, I will, and turn up
if you want, you can.
Yeesssssss.

Golden Delicious

... Planning to take the
younglings to the great
city for 3 days, I think
my co-pilot is, which
leave me on my own, will.
Wait, I cannot wait!
...

Golden Delicious

... Miss you, I will,
seeing you, your funny
quips, your lustful body,
your cheeky smile, your
deep dimples, your s e x
y calves, your powerful
presence. ...

Golden Delicious

... Miss the experience
of your beautiful mind, I
will, and your eyes, me
fall into that you let,
and your beautiful
wonderous soul plunge
into and swim around in.
Hmmmmmm.

Golden Delicious

Sleep well desirable one,
and dream sweet and
lustful always. Maybe
one day, fall asleep in
my arms, you will. :) .

Thursday 21/09/17

Aston

Always guide me, my heart
will. Hmmmmmm.

Aston

Guide me, my heart!

anon

Be free, and you happy in
life do whatever makes.
Yes, hmmm.

Granny Smith

To taste vader pixie
wants. Hmmmmmm.

Golden Delicious

No, I sense that my
meeting place was, hmm?
:) to meet maybe you want
not. How I know, hmm
when where and what?
Difficult, it is
difficult, when one sided
conversation, is it. ...
Herh herh herh.

Golden Delicious

... Yes, puzzles and
challenges I like, and
seriously hard, this is.
:) especially when it
involves emotions, and
little feedback. ...
Hmmmmmm.

Golden Delicious

... What about south,
over 30km away harc, cast
or mald, hmm? Me there
would you meet, hmm? To
lie on a blanket in the
park I sometimes love,
and relax. Me in these
surroundings would you
visit. ... Yes, hmmm.

Golden Delicious

... Once pleasured my
first (who was married)
in a populated park in a
german city, I have. Do
that in europe, you can,
too risque, it here is.
:) like the thought and
the image of that do you,
hmm? :) ... Hmmmmmm.

Golden Delicious

.. Be afraid to contact
me, do not - call either
phone, text, email,
letter. Or to me off the
cuff from the other side
of the room speak,
like:"Oh, 36.8km
thursday, the answer to
your question is."
... Hmmmmmm.

Golden Delicious

... Like to know what
will work into your
schedule, would I, me
some direction give. :)
however, I understand if
you want not this, or the
wrong time, if it is. My
feelings will change not.
:) . Yes, hmmm.

Golden Delicious

First song. Got faith in
me, you have. That much
faith in myself I
unfortunately have not.
Faith in you, have I -
ask me into your
quarters, you could, and
lock the door behind me.
... Yes, hmmm.

Golden Delicious

... Me down with me
directly facing you sit,
and for me wait silently
a few minutes, to warm
up. And come out, then
my inner self will. :)
... Hmmmmmm.

Golden Delicious

... Put me in an
environment that, feel
comfortable in, will I,
without onlookers I know.
The me will I be, that I
be in front of you want
to. Tomorrow, the end
is. :( .

/pol/

Opressed, the kekistani
people are. Yes, hmmm.

Nooooo~!

Luke's father, disney is.
. Noooooo! Herh herh
herh.

Wednesday 20/09/17

anon

All encompassing, life
is. Herh herh herh.

Granny Smith

Whoops! Late, it is
late.

Golden Delicious

Pixie wants vader. Yes,
hmmm.

Golden Delicious

I thought today, either
you would be seen by mine
eyes, you would, or not,
as to my previous
scribing an answer. ...

Golden Delicious

... But you were there,
like a sunrise in the
morning, bright, constant
and impressive. Me wet
you made. So the
problem, is where, have
I, you travel, how far
would, hmm? Of day what
time, and which day, hmm?

Golden Delicious

.. Taking my younglings,
I am, to the ice caps of
bull, to wednesday of
next week (off-peak from
monday - cheaper,
hopefully still ice). On
shore leave, my co-pilot
is, of break from now
till the end...

Golden Delicious

... Able to get away at
times will I be. What
direction from here do
you meet want to, hmm?
North, east, south or
west, hmm? More familiar
with north & north
east, I am. ... Herh
herh herh.

Golden Delicious

... Do you meet for
coffee want to, hmm? In
a park, hmm? Or of
nowhere in the middle,
hmm? To make a decision
you know I find it hard
when the issue is new to
me....

Golden Delicious

... Say on yoda did you,
coffee shop, hmm? Or was
that someone else, hmm?
If to coffee shop yes,
kit kaf rochee, hmm? Me
know let "Yes"
Or "No". Sleep
and dream lustful
encounters delectable
one. :) . Hmmmmmm.

Beau

👀 Hmmmmmm.

Tuesday 19/09/17

anon

Padme wears red. 3po
wears gold.

Granny Smith

Chest buttons, you know.
The white red and black
ones. Not the other
meaning. Yes, hmmm.

Granny Smith

Like to push vaders
buttons, pixie would, to
see what happens. :) .
Yeesssssss.

Golden Delicious

Your presence I adore,
your aura. Me warm it
makes, gooey, and do
wicked things with you
want to. :) nearly upon
us, time away is, what am
I do without you going
to, hmm? ...
Yeesssssss.

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