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Worry you will never be considered stupid, do not.

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Luke

Got 99 problems but a
chick ain't one, I have.

Luke

Looking for jedi porn, I
was. Yes, hmmm.

mtnbke

Long live the rebellion!

Saturday 19/04/14

Fap\'O\'Tron6000

Hi, I just found this
and, wanting to know how
to use it, was I... Yes,
hmmm.

Death

Underestimate the power
of death, do not!

Anthony Padilla

Yoda am I cool. Hmmmmmm.

Death

You must die! Herh herh
herh.

cousin

If you word too hard,
with no play, surely die,
you will. Yes, hmmm.

Fortune

Fortune. Hmmmmmm.

Ash

You listen to me not,
charizard why will, hmm,
hmm?! Yes, hmmm. Yes,
hmmm.

Apollo

Persephone, I dig.

anon

Hello there. Herh herh
herh.

Hermione Granger

Expelliarmus, it is
expelliarmus, not
"Expeliamus".

marcus

Like expeliamus
disarming, your smile is.

Friday 18/04/14

Linn I\'m human

I speak, what should,
hmm?

Chris

Red, roses are, blue,
violets are, if you love
star wars, with you may
the force be.

Yoda

Yoda, yoda, I am yoda,
and green little bastard,
am I. Yes, hmmm.

Yoda

Farted, I just farted.

Yoda

Smell what the rock is
cooking do you, hmm?

anon

Like a lady do it.

Thursday 17/04/14

Artalotoo

For real this time and
again bye, sorry!

Artalotoo

Sorry about the terrible
jokes. :' (.

Artalotoo

With a chicken costume on
and yoda says dance like
a chicken
"Buck-buck-buckaw&qu
ot; In mall. Or use the
force on you, he
will!!!!!!!!

Artalotoo

Yoda says do this joke
or, use the force on you,
will he!!!!!!!! Hmmmmmm.

Artalotoo

If you play pokemon x or
y, to make people laugh
name mr.mimes and jynxes
after famous people and
then wonder trade them as
jokes!

Artalotoo

You play pokemon richard
nixon name a mr.mime
justin bieber if! Just a
joke!

anon

Hello world. Yes, hmmm.

Bianna

It go let!!! Yes, hmmm.

Bianna

English. Herh herh herh.

Richard Nixon

Good musician justin
bieber is not.

Artalotoo

Going to talk, you are,
unless you want not to
become a millionaire
through the lottery!

Artalotoo

By the way, to
www.poptropica.com go!
Hmmmmmm.

Artalotoo

Capital, the l in lion
is!!! Yeesssssss.

Artalotoo

Oops! Sorry! To tell
you my username I forgot!
Bluelion55555, it is
bluelion55555.
Yeesssssss.

Artalotoo

You in life did that last
post help, hmm? Random,
I know this is, but
friend me on poptropica,
you can, and me only your
username if you tell,
friend you, I can! No
passwords! Hmmmmmm.

Artalotoo

By the way, some wisdom,
here is: ! : Right,
.be more like yourself
.have much fun in life
.do what you think is.
Here is something that is
wisdom not: This post
helped you in life hope!
Yes, hmmm.

Artalotoo

Just please talk about
something funny! Getting
annoying, sorry if I am.
Yeesssssss.

Artalotoo

Talk, whoever's at this
website can. Think, I
only think. Yeesssssss.

Artalotoo

Just kidding. Nowhere
near being a clown, I am!
Yeesssssss.

Artalotoo

Throw this custard pie in
yo face, will I, not,
hmm? See, hmm? The
upsides of being a clown,
these are! Yeesssssss.

Artalotoo

Hre's a smelly old gym
sock! Just kidding. So
awesome, yoda speak is!

May

With my table at the
market cleopatra's cup
danced. Herh herh herh.

May

With your favourite
sunnies danced tweetie's
turkey at the hungry
jacks store.

Yoda

Fun, naked twister was,
until the cat got
pregnant.

Yoda

As as sucking a lemon
your bitter speech makes
you appealing. Yes,
hmmm. Hmmmmmm.

Yoda

Yoda I am, rest I must.

paccow

Paccow. Herh herh herh.

dareelyoda

Yoda I am.

paccow

Paccow.

Wednesday 16/04/14

R3L3

I live in indiana. Very
fond of this website, I
am!

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