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anon

You, I hate you.

Disembodied Voice

At 3:20 pm, stabbed by
cacti, be, your ass will.
Hurt too much, it, will.
Yes, hmmm.

Griffin

Like his dew and doritos
up his bumhole yoda.
Yeesssssss.

Griffin

Ohh baby its a triple.

Saturday 28/02/15

Skrublord Jones

Place on earth, skrublord
heaven is. Hmmmmmm.

Skrublord Jones

Anyone know, hmm when the
release of mlg quickscope
simulator 420 edition 2
is? Herh herh herh.

Ben Kenobi

Gay, yoda is. Hmmmmmm.

Zach

R u a skrub. Yes, hmmm.

Darth Nimrod

Your dreams in, ross.
Hmmmmmm.

Ross Geller

You marry me, will, hmm?
Herh herh herh.

Joey Tribbiani

You doin' how, hmm?

Darth Nimrod

This website who spent
their time making, hmm?

Darth Nimrod

Indeed, more proof of the
internet's weirdness,
this is. Yeesssssss.

Darth Nimrod

Has anyone else seen the
yoda w/ hair in ep. 1,
hmm?

Darth Nimrod

Strange, this website is.
Yeesssssss.

Shazmah

Shazmah, my name is.
Herh herh herh.

Friday 27/02/15

Zak

Lick a dead mans balls.
Yes, hmmm.

Haris

More manners then you,
chewbacca has. Yes,
hmmm.

Haris

More manners then you,
chewbacca has. Herh herh
herh.

me

Or to get laid I need.
Yeesssssss.

me

Awesome, this site is.

Thursday 26/02/15

darth vader

To hate I love, uh, I
mean uh, uuuuuuuuh. Herh
herh herh.

darth vader

No love, there is, only
hate, there is. Herh
herh herh.

anon

To death hug this, reddit
will. Yeesssssss.

Swayam

Free, the best things in
life are....

Wednesday 25/02/15

anon

Be happier I could not.

anon

Happy you noticed, I am.
Hmmmmmm.

anon

Die macht ist stark in
dir junger jedi.
Hmmmmmm.

Obi-Wan

Dare mess my message up
yoda you not!
Yeesssssss.

Phoebe

My bones sticks and
stones may break, but
yoda lives forever. Herh
herh herh. Yes, hmmm.

frank

For the meaning of life
search. Herh herh herh.

bob

Potatoes, I love
potatoes.

anon

We doing with our lives,
what are. Hmmmmmm.

anon

Somebody call the doctor.
Hmmmmmm.

anon

With in my hand, the
power that is. Yes,
hmmm.

behrad

Fdrtd. Yeesssssss.

Tuesday 24/02/15

anon

Radek.

Joey

So cool, am I! Herh
herh. Herh.

Joey

So cool, am I! Herh herh
herh.

Monday 23/02/15

Somebody

Chocolate cake I like, it
right now I want.

troll

Trollian. Yeesssssss.

Rexroth

I hate school so much.

Stephen

Me well alone you dark
tongued one leave. Herh
herh herh.

Sunday 22/02/15

X

To talk like yoda learn
how. Yeesssssss.

qqq

You, I hate you. Herh
herh herh.

cuteness

Hello.

Mike

Strong in you, the nerd
is. Hmmmmmm.

Aria

Darth vader returns.
Died he has not. Hrmm
hrmm. Come, he will
come. Destroy, he will.
Beware.

Aria

Bad, this is.
Yeesssssss.

yoda1

Jedi you, hrmmm hrmmm,
must be.

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