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Your mom, I am. Yeesssssss.

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ray combs

Eat pickled pizzas, do
not. For on sunday
evening. For you monkey
spray out food. My main
bros peace.

Friday 23/06/17

anon

Ikea family cover
shooting activity. The
ikea family. Prepared
for you an activity to
carry out in your, global
team has. With ikea
family members stores and
engage.

Golden Delicious

"Calvin_harris_feat.
_Pharrell
williams,_katy_perry_&
; _big_sean_-
_feels" Yes, hmmm.

Golden Delicious

Been better if I leant
over the counter more,
would it have, and my
legs a little parted,
hmm? Imagining your hand
on my inner thigh working
its way upwards, I am,
in, up and over. My lip
right now biting.
Yeesssssss.

Golden Delicious

Close I was, to feel your
body radiate its heat.
To feel it pulsate though
not close enough. Yes,
hmmm.

Golden Delicious

Oooooh. Smile, silent
moan, and to toe a quick
scan from head. Yes,
hmmm.

Golden Delicious

"... My direction
come on over in. So for
that thankful, such a
blessin', it is, yeah.
Turn every situation into
heaven, yeah. Oh, you
are, my sunrise on the
darkest day... "
Herh herh herh.

sick

Mash this. Yeesssssss.

anon

Patient, one must be.

Thursday 22/06/17

Golden Delicious

Your eyes gently close,
your mind rest, and your
heart open. My warm
fingers imagine, your
body caressing, to toe
from head. :) .

Golden Delicious

Whoohwheewhoh "One,
to the pleasure planet in
the 'omicron delta
region' to beam down. And
put a lock on, my most
desirable, delectable
friend, working hard in
engineering, to my
location & beam
him." Yes, hmmm.

Skyler

Me down botty. Hmmmmmm.

Wednesday 21/06/17

Golden Delicious

Saying, my mind
is:"Take me. Take
me with you." Or
"Take me with you,
and take me then.":)
.

Golden Delicious

Your eyes, of the sun
like the surface,
scorching and molten. So
nearly have melted 2
holes through the glass
between us, hot they
could. Yeesssssss.

Golden Delicious

Magnetic, your gaze
powerful. I could resist
their heat and attraction
not.

Golden Delicious

To john ryan listening,
pitbull: "If you
think, burning out, am I,
am, I never am. On
fire, I am. On fire, I
am..." Hmmmmmm.

anon

Cry baby, mary is.
Hmmmmmm.

Tuesday 20/06/17

Ruder

Yoda is. Yeesssssss.
Yeesssssss.

Golden Delicious

You lean back in your
chair, so dive right into
your eyes, I can,
alright, where I know
everything is, and lonely
I feel not. Your eyes,
beckon me, and for the
day power my soul, with
their warm light.

Golden Delicious

Listening to: "Your
light lost in, baby. I
stay right here all night
want to, baby"

Monday 19/06/17

Bellatrix

If death eater trying to
speak yoda, you are, just
keep on crucioing and
sing a backwards song!
Yes, hmmm.

Golden Delicious

Dangerouse placement, I
had - sorry. Have
better, I did, but to
move then had. The
reason, I understand if
that was, or want me to
you did not.

Golden Delicious

Of the next block a
rephrase. Your eyes from
the look in, to still let
my lustful feelings flow
you want me.

Golden Delicious

Your eyes from the look
in, if right, I read
right, you want not me,
to kill my lust for you.
Let me know if, wrong, am
I. Yeesssssss.

Golden Delicious

Whooowhheeeewhhooo
"To engineering
bridge. 2, to the
millenium falcon for a
game of 'dejarik' to beam
over. Something, always
dreamed of trying, have
I." Yeesssssss.

Golden Delicious

Sleep well, and your
dreams dwell on the
beautiful things in life
let.

sol

Reported.

sol

To protect the children
monitored by authorities.

Sunday 18/06/17

Golden Delicious

Me with your fire &
your molten lust melt.
Liquefy the hoth planet
that encases, my heart,
body and soul. My puzzle
complete, you possess
using the piece that, and
watch me, feel me, hear
me, ignite.

Golden Delicious

Take me on a long
journey, an untamed ride.
Start slowly, and me
your unbridled passion
then gradually increase
and show. Herh herh
herh.

kion

Vjfhfg. Yeesssssss.

Saturday 17/06/17

chloe

I am yoda (i am really
but not..) yodaaaaaaa, I
am yodaaaaaaa.

Golden Delicious

Discreet and careful, be,
can I. If you sit across
from me, me touch your
feet with mine would you
let, hmm? I would go too
far not, to distract you
from your concentration.
The guts to do it, would
I have, hmm? Yeesssssss.

Golden Delicious

Listening to: ...

Golden Delicious

My passion I compromise
not, for me, you do you
know what, for you doing
the same, am. Herh herh
herh.

Golden Delicious

"Away party, to
transporter room 3. To a
secluded cabin in the
hills with a log fire
beam me. My sunshine
companion place a lock
on, as well & beam
him there. Forget food
supplies to last a week,
do not.

Friday 16/06/17

I need a vacation

I need a vacation.

Yoda

More imaginative
vocabulary, at least the
sith have. Yes, hmmm.

mm

See blind and cannot.
Speak, mute and cannot.
Figs. Good, figs are.
Epic. Herh herh herh.

Golden Delicious

As always, you a lovely
weekend wishing. Take
with me for the weekend
the memory of your
lustful starry eyes I saw
today, I will,
henceforth, to keep me
warm, until I see them
again.

Golden Delicious

Have, I would have
"Absolutely"
Followed you, if not
caught in conversation.
I resist, how could. In
my eyes, such a
undeniable temptation you
are. :) .

Golden Delicious

Whooooheeeeewhooooh!
"To transporter room
bridge. Me up beam,
right now, you wherever
are." Yes, hmmm.

Thursday 15/06/17

Golden Delicious

Your wonderous eyes
close, and their beauty
rest. As you slumber
wishing you satisfying
dreams.

Golden Delicious

For hidden behind the
clouds, most of the day
the sun was. And then in
the afternoon, it was
there, resting low in the
beautiful winter sky.

Golden Delicious

You and the sun doing a
double act - as powerful
as each other both, but
their own way
intoxicating in.

Golden Delicious

To absorb the warmth of
the rays on my inner
thighs I parted my legs,
mmmn nice. I felt heat
and energy, of warmth and
light from both sources.
:) . Yeesssssss.

Dab

Plantation slave jew.
Herh herh herh.

Dab

With fire in the mouth he
who speaks, suffer many
painful scars, will.

Dab

Knegger. Yeesssssss.

Dab

More manners then you,
chewbacca has.

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