Learn to Talk Like Yoda with the Yoda-Speak Generator

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Coming to school are you, hmm? Yes, hmmm.

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Cupcake5

Of magic I play the
world. Do you, hmm?

Cupcake5

With you may the force
be! Hmmmmmm.

Wednesday 16/05/12

anon56

Still using the force,
can I. Yes, hmmm.

Rutger

Very crazy I am!

yoda

Awesome. Hmmmmmm.

anon

This is one x.
Yeesssssss.

Yoda

Good for you, a d r is.
Yeesssssss.

Cheyenne

With you may the force
be. Hmmmmmm.

Tuesday 15/05/12

Richard

So...You are a wize guy!
Yes, hmmm.

diego

Greetings from argentina.
Yeesssssss. Hmmmmmm.

Akpo of House Siekpe

With the quality of the
translation very
impressed, am I. Given a
well-deserved plus one I
have. Yeesssssss.

pinar

You, hello pinar how are.
Hmmmmmm.

PATRON

Potent, this kush is.
Yes, hmmm.

Pink Sock

To masturbate to porn
yoda likes! Yeesssssss.

Pink Sock

My mouth come in, baby!
Making me so wet, you
are! Yeesssssss.

Monday 14/05/12

anon

To the prevalence and
inconclusive research in
screening for pfps due,
need for additional tools
to screen for
predisposing factors
there is; the q angle,
among these is. Herh
herh herh.

Loja

Going now my friends, I
am, your life force be
strong and true may.
Hmmmmmm.

Loja

Humpty dumpty fell off
the wall, put back
together again, he was,
that happens with real
eggs does it not. Herh
herh herh.

Loja

Believing and with my
glasses on, seeing is,
see anything, l can.
Hmmmmmm.

Loja

With you let the force
be. Herh herh herh.

Loja

Wise one l am.

robin

Robin.

sonus

Sonus. Hmmmmmm.

mad

Sad and dangerous. Herh
herh herh.

Annie

You, hello,how are, hmm?
Hmmmmmm.

Raven

My pants I pee in. Yes,
hmmm.

stdln

To talk like yoda I learn
how. Yes. Yes, hmmm.

Hdhfnnc

Hdhchhx. Yeesssssss.

hannah

Mean, karma is.

hannah

With soap and water go
wash your mouth out!
Herh herh herh.

Sunday 13/05/12

Carolina

Hhfjfhxthtjv.

Carolina

Happy birthday austin!
You, I love you!

grace

Cool, you are.

Wtf?

Very good, my cave is.
Yeesssssss.

Wtf?

My fuc.king god oh..

Wtf?

Fit for no one, your
language is, my cave now
leave! Hmmmmmm.

Wtf?

What the fu.ck.

Wtf?

Wtf, hmm???? What the
fu.ck, hmm?? Hmmmmmm.

redbantoo

For asked, it you asked,
and here, it is here.
Yeesssssss. Yes, hmmm.

Saturday 12/05/12

Eric Badass

No, the real hulk I am.
If you know what I
mean...

HULK

Hulk, I am.

anon

Take a photo with your
super dooper camera phone
and then we believe.
Herh herh herh.

anon

To believe emma flynn not
hard. Yeesssssss.

Rellis Cormany

Cook at the applebee's of
ludington, I am.

anon

More manners then you,
chewbacca has. Yes,
hmmm.

anon

And take a deep breth and
get real high yah im
feelin a liddle puticular
and I say heyyaeyaeyeey
so I wake up in the
morning and I step out
side and I. Herh herh
herh.

anon

If that is how you play
it then let it be so want
to.

anon

Anon. Just remember
the famous. Jedi
saying. What goes.
Around comes around
young emma flynn.

anon

Just remember the famous
jedi saying, what goes
around comes around.

anon

So no sympathy from emma.
Remember that, yoda doug
will. Hmmmmmm.

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2007-05-22: Submitted: "Worthless piece of bantha fodder, this yoda converter is. Yeesssssss." This made me chuckle. :)

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Intro - Read This First

Learn how to talk like Yoda. Type or paste in a bunch of text, and find out just how Yoda may have said it, in his Yodish way.

Try it with jokes, emails, song lyrics, card messages, whatever!

Initial development based on this fine essay on the rules of 'Yodish': Yodish Analysis!

Tips:

Please don't just try "Hello." Nothing will change. Yoda won't answer back, he'll just repeat. It's not the same thing as a conversation.
Yoda speaks short sentences for a reason. If the result is total garbage, that could be why!
Make sure you use proper english grammar and punctuation, our little green friend can't read your mind. "Don't", instead of "Dont", and so on.
The exception is this: You should use extra punctuation if a sentence contains more than one clause, often split with 'and', 'or', etc. For example: "Put your hands up and step away from the turnip." should be "Put your hands up, and step away from the turnip." or "Put your hands up. Step away from the turnip."
If using commas and full stops in currencies or initialisms, do not use spaces.
The use of parenthesis is not yet recommended, though I will work on them.
If there are issues and a sentence is not yoderising as you think it should, it could also be because I haven't yet included all the words I need to in the search formulas. Help me improve it by using the button given!