Share your wise words, or just stay and chat. Note - Whatever you say will be yoda-spoken.
poopWhy did the chicken cross
the road, hmm?
chuckGood morning. Herh herh
Corporal PunishmentHar-de-har-har. Yes,
Corporal PunishmentMany frozen yoda burgers
in my freezer, I have.
Herh herh herh.
General QuartersThey appear objects in
mirror may be closer
General QuartersLike am I talking yoda.
General QuartersLike I am yoda talking.
General QuartersLike talking I yoda am.
General QuartersLike talking am not I
yoda. Herh herh herh.
General QuartersTalking like yoda, not,
am I. Herh herh herh.
General QuartersDie, rebel scum. Or not -
Billy Bob SkywalkerOff to the grammar rodeo,
Billy Bob SkywalkerTo bring us this
information many bothans
died. The information
being that many bothans
Billy Bob SkywalkerWho needs a light saber,
hmm? My hairy banana I
just use. Yeesssssss.
Billy Bob SkywalkerLike wookie farts in here
smells. Yes, hmmm.
Billy Bob SkywalkerBuy the best weed in mos
eisley, you can.
Choo choo trainChoo choo train, am I.
Welven HarrisDeez nuts.
Bruh2The name's bond, james
BruhAwesome today is, like
any other days not.
cuciakIf you donesn't feel the
force, your parents why
ask, different, you are.
YodaLike yoda day happy
anonTo you too well hello!
Herh herh herh.
ScarlettScarlett, hi my name is.
jojoYou I in room my herh
anonWise, you are. Yes,
anonYou, how are. Hmmmmmm.
The FlashStar wars: The force
awakens, awesome, be,
will. Yes, hmmm.
AnonymousI kill somebody want to.
anonBollox. Yes, hmmm.
robFit for no one, your
language is, my cave now
General ValkodaBack, will I be. Herh
General ValkodaYoda, I am yoda, hmm? I
think I am general
valkoda not, the great!
General QuartersHave fries with my
wookie-burger please, I
will. Herh herh herh.
General QuartersOne, two, three strikes,
out at the old ball game,
General QuartersWhen you weigh 900
pounds, look nearly this
good you will not.
General QuartersTo bring us this
knowledge many bumblebees