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Golden Delicious

When looking away, was I,
your lustful warm gaze
upon me I felt. To touch
me I want you, exploring,
where your eyes were, and
venturing, the way your
eyes were.

Golden Delicious

Your eyes today looking
into, whilst in serious
conversation, on, your
veil was. I know behind
it, like fireworks your
eyes shine, your soul and
the warmth in your heart
reflecting the beauty
therein. Yes, hmmm.

Golden Delicious

Get enough of you I
cannot. Hmmmmmm.

Golden Delicious

Another beautiful morning
greeting, like warm honey
soft and sweet. And
shaky and unreahearsed,
my reply was. To say
your name in my reply one
day I hope. 2 words,
surely, manage it, can I.
:) .

270824202950

Shebang.kumar. Herh herh
herh.

Tuesday 25/07/17

Golden Delicious

Of hearing your sweet
dulcet tones this
afternoon my ears had the
pleasure.

Golden Delicious

Uhura, to transporter
room 3. To holosuite 5
beam the chief of
engineering and myself.
We are to be disturbed
until 0700 hours not.
... Yeesssssss.

Golden Delicious

... If to our whereabouts
the captain enquires,
tell him, beamed down to
the planets surface, we
have, for recon mission.
:) . Yeesssssss.

Monday 24/07/17

sans

Nyeheheh. Yeesssssss.

Golden Delicious

Golden, silence is. :) .
Hmmmmmm.

Golden Delicious

Whistles, make out if
there was a tune I could
not... But... Wolf
whistle broke through all
the commotion, to my ear
across the waves of white
noise dancing all the
way. Hmmmmmm.

Golden Delicious

On the bus home, think of
nothing but you, could I.
Horny all the way home.
:) . Herh herh herh.

Golden Delicious

You resting in my arms I
visualise, and me
stroking your face as you
fall alseep. Like cherry
lollypops dream sweet.
:) . Herh herh herh.

Golden Delicious

Listening to: Jennifer
lopez ni tu ni yo. Herh
herh herh.

anon

Zee, one with the force,
you are.

Sunday 23/07/17

Arijit

Kill them all.

Golden Delicious

Listening to: "Like
that, love is.
Inspiring, captivating.
Touching, provocative.
And sometimes
temptation"

Golden Delicious

Song 2 chorus: Wait, I
will wait, if and when
you are ready. Worth
waiting for, you are.
But please, me know let,
if no chance, there is...

Golden Delicious

... Pressure you I will
not, as for myself I
know, to trust I take a
long time, feel
comfortable and know
someone. Your beautiful
wonderous eyes close,
sleep well, and dream
sweet. :) . Herh herh
herh.

Saturday 22/07/17

anon

Get out.

Rick Sanchez

Wubba lubba dub dub!

Golden Delicious

Song 3 (1st & 2nd
stanzas): Love or lust
is it, hmm? I find out
and know you better want
to. Run until we have
found what it is, do not,
what we have...

Golden Delicious

... I whisper deep soft
and gently in your ear
want to, that I feel for
you, what it is. You
madly I desire... Herh
herh herh.

Golden Delicious

..I love how your mind
works. Short, time is,
deal unexpected turns,
life can. Mine in 2012,
I had. You or I, in
limbo forever cannot be,
as painful and unfair, is
it, to want, & get
not, for of us both.
Yeesssssss.

Golden Delicious

... To explore and
experience what we have I
need, and of my life
without really knowing
you not go through the
rest. You delectable and
very intriguing I find.
Hmmmmmm.

Golden Delicious

... You look at me I
love how, and into me,
and me with your dirty
mind watch. As from the
3 that, known, have I,
never really known me,
none have, understand and
read me, so well, you do
the way. Herh herh herh.

anon

Anotomically impossible,
that is. Yeesssssss.

Jabba and Leia

*inserts tail into anus
while licking beyond
leias panties.* .
Hmmmmmm.

Anus

Your fingers down my
panties and feel my wet
p***s now get undressed
and put. The same and we
shall make love, after I
shall do.

Anus

You live I know where, I
know the exact continent,
country, town, you go to
city k village.

Anus

As I bathe you in my cum
and deeply penetrate that
beautiful big anus' oooh
yeah your grunting.
Girl. Herh herh herh.

Anus

Me touch you let, taste
you, and your anus
penetrate. Herh herh
herh.

Friday 21/07/17

mm

Of the delicious honey
kissed orb salivating at
the sight. Of skin
lingering on my tongue
the taste. Teeth nibble
crisp flesh and all
breath catches in horror
at the writhing
half-eaten worm.

Golden Delicious

Remember way back do you,
hmm when I collided with
you? Me the first time
after you bumped into,
hmm? You turned around
last minute, and too late
for me to change
direction, it was...
Herh herh herh.

Golden Delicious

... Imminent, a
collision was. You
raised your hand. Feel
your finger tip scrape up
my breast and right over
my nipple it went, I
still can. :) still feel
it. Still remember the
sensation. Hmmmmmm.

Golden Delicious

What a beautiful morning.
Such a beautiful day.
Warming parts of my body,
your eyes were. Warm
parts of my body, one day
your hands will.

Watch and learn

Watch and learn. Yes,
hmmm.

Thursday 20/07/17

anon

Hello.

mm

Of petrichor in the
preternatural dawning
rain falls across the
rotting landscape leaving
the scent.... And me
without a spoon.
Yeesssssss.

Golden Delicious

As the earth rotates
gently on its axis, star
ships flit and dart
across the cosmos, and of
the galaxy some even
disappear into light
speed into the deepest
darkest reaches. In some
parts...

Golden Delicious

... Being swept with a
cool wind, the land is,
wet and icey, that is
which cuts through to the
bone. Of space on the
opposite side, bringing
on the evening with an
awesome double sunset, a
planet is.

Wednesday 19/07/17

Golden Delicious

Mmmmmm = mmmmmyum, hmm?
Mmmmmmm = meeting, hmm?
Or mmmmmmmmm = moan, hmm?

Golden Delicious

As for the door you
headed, for the switch
(pleasure/work mode
switch) under my arm were
you looking, or at
something else, hmm? :)
to open the door you took
a while.

Golden Delicious

Watch me as long as you
like, you can - that, I
like that, that, I want
that. Watching you too I
like. Yes, hmmm.

Golden Delicious

For that switch if you
want feel - one I have
not, but feel anyway!
Actually maybe I do, from
the right hands, take
much to switch me on it
will not. :) . Hmmmmmm.

Golden Delicious

For your eyes only I am.
I always say it, but it I
mean... Dream sweet
delectable one. Ooooooh,
of you last night I
dreamt again, lucky me.

yoda

Ya yeet. Hmmmmmm.

ugly

Really.

carlos

Hungry are you. Yes,
hmmm.

carlos

It, what time is.

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