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Purple•

I am throwing away my
shot not. Yeesssssss.

Brett

How, a girl to notice me
the way I notice her, get
I, hmm?

Brett

Advice, I need advice.

Sunday 21/01/18

The Senate

The senate, I am. Herh
herh herh.

I am the Senate.

anon

Yeesssssss.

You are not angry

Nurali

Hello. Hmmmmmm.

Apfelkuchen

Today the sun beamed,
then hid away. Then rain
pitter pattered, and
faded, but the earth
stayed constantly warm,
as the weather repeated
its cycle. ... Hmmmmmm.

Apfelkuchen

... Hmnnnn... You
rather would... Hmmmn,
think of any today I
cannot. Maybe another
time, when sparking, my
mind is. Sleep well
delectable one. :) .
Herh herh herh.

anon

Saturday 20/01/18

anon

Tomorrow, tomorrow and
tomorrow. This petty
pace creeps in, to day
from day. Hmmmmmm.

Apfelkuchen

Good evening. Over the
land, a sweet breeze has
come, and to cool the
earth is beginning, to
dawn a new day. Hmmmn,
try another would you
rather, will I, with
slight variation. :) ...
Yeesssssss.

Apfelkuchen

... Leia in her jabba's
palace outfit at your
beck and call, would you
rather have, providing
you, with every whim or
fancy. ...

Apfelkuchen

... Or you rather would,
for you a twi'lek slave
dancer perform, for you
care, and met, make sure
that your every need is.
...

Apfelkuchen

... Or you rather would,
their wicked way with
you, either of them to
tie you up and have, hmm?
:) . Hmmmmmm.

123

123.

Friday 19/01/18

anon

Fsdf.

Yoda

Thanks b.

Yoda

To ask for shira oh and
tell them. Hmmmmmm.

Yoda

You order me a cheese
pizza im at 3642
university blvd #101
houston, im hungry can,
much love you tx 77005
thanks so. Herh herh
herh.

yes

anon

Plates under the earths
surface, shift, and cause
friction.

Apfelkuchen

Hmmmn, bit dim and
painful, this one is.
Think of something nicer
next time, I will.

Apfelkuchen

You rather would... To
vader be captured and
handed, to be frozen in
carbonite. Lowered into
a chamber & frozen in
an instant, not knowing
if, ever be free or alive
again, you will. ...
Yeesssssss.

Apfelkuchen

... And as a trophy on a
giant green slugs wall in
a smokey den full of
thieves and deviates and
mercenaries used. ...
Herh herh herh.

Apfelkuchen

... Or, your hand sliced
cleanly and abruptly off
by vaders lightsabre,
would you rather have,
being in excruciating
pain physically. ...
Yes, hmmm.

Apfelkuchen

... And also mentally in
pain, because you just
found out, your father,
was he, and accept the
fact really cannot.
Hmmmm, hmm? Hmmmmmm.

Pyro

Like fire I really. Yes,
hmmm.

Kevin johnson

You are you right.
Hmmmmmm.

Jessica

My balls suck.
Yeesssssss.

anon

With fire in the mouth he
who speaks, suffer many
painful scars, will.

anon

Thursday 18/01/18

yoda

Hello im yoda. Herh herh
herh.

Z

You, I love you. Herh
herh herh.

anon

Sir jake

Eating spaghetti I like.
Yes, hmmm.

hello

Hmmmmmm.

anon

Hello ben. Herh herh
herh.

yoda

Not, do or do... No try,
there is. Hmmmmmm.

anon

The craters on the moon
surface, look absolutely
magical, through a
telescope. Herh herh
herh.

Apfelkuchen

You rather a cramped
would, with darth vader
dizzy ride, his tie
fighter in. ...
Hmmmmmm.

Apfelkuchen

... Gripping what ever,
to hang on, you can, as
to tail skywalker he
screws his controls and
dips and weaves, of
control spinning out.
... Hmmmmmm.

Apfelkuchen

... Or. You rather be
in the garbage compactor
in the detention block
aboard the death star 1
would. ...

Apfelkuchen

... Standing knee deep
in sludgy, pungent fluid.
As your shins strangling
tentacles slip past, you
might fall in worried, or
be sucked under. ...

Apfelkuchen

... We both know that,
survive though, you will.
Bit to easy, maybe the
options are. ...

Apfelkuchen

... Try harder next time
master yoda I will. :)
not, do or do, no try,
there is... , I know:)
dwell upon this harder
next time, will I.

anon

Bit to easy, maybe the
options are. Try harder
next time master yoda,
will I. :) not, do or
do, no try there is... ,
I know:) dwell upon this
harder next time I will.
Hmmmmmm.

Egtgtgtgttfg

Vthttvhttvh.

Wednesday 17/01/18

anon

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