Learn to Talk Like Yoda with the Yoda-Speak Generator

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Of passages you see a small twisty maze, all alike. Hmmmmmm.

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Note - Whatever you say will be yoda-spoken.

Thursday 03/07/08

Ron Weasley

What she said, that is!
Yes, hmmm.

Harry Potter

Too big, is it, it will
fit not. Yeesssssss.

Harry Potter

This continent four score
and seven years ago our
fathers brought forth on,
new nation, conceived in
liberty, and created
equal, dedicated to the
proposition that all men
are.

Harry Potter

Save the tatas.

underwear

(\__/ ). (o.o).
(> < ).
Herh herh herh.

JJ

The king of the world,
yoda is.

underwear

Duh.

anon

Pie. Herh herh herh.

anon

Big I do say so
underwear, butts are.
Yes, hmmm.

anon

For the number I thank
you.

kyle

Potaoes. Herh herh herh.

Harry Potter

Too dirty, oops I guess
that was. Yeesssssss.

Harry Potter

With soap and water go
wash your mouth out!
Yeesssssss.

Eric

The shizz-nizzle, am I!

Joseph

Hello.

Your Face

Girl, yoda is, hmm??

Chris

Fan of anakin, I am, not
you!!!! Hmmmmmm.

Luke

Traffic lights, I like!
Yes, hmmm.

Wednesday 02/07/08

esdthrfth

Sesrgdg. Yes, hmmm.

Gangsta

Like me kindergarten
kids.

Gangsta

Yo man, this game, like
I. Yeesssssss.

Heidi

You good folks hello.
Banished to the farthest
reaches of endor with no
return ticket, I was.
Back now, I am. All miss
me, did you, hmm? Hmmmm,
hmm?

spc

Fun having your heart
broken it is not.

Tuesday 01/07/08

Brenda

Me please call.

Brenda

With soap and water go
wash your mouth out!
Yes, hmmm.

ddd

Sdsdsd. Yes, hmmm.

David Hinds

Gay, I am, very. Yes,
hmmm.

Text already Yoda-rised

For reason yoda speaks
short sentences. If total
garbage, the result is,
why, could that be! Herh
herh herh.

SataniX

The darkest one, I am.

SataniX

For headache, take
aspirin, do not.
Yeesssssss.

Tommy

Not, wise you are.
Hmmmmmm.

Monday 30/06/08

Goku

Kaaaa meeee haaaa meeee
haaaaa!

lb

Learning yoda speak, I
like. Yeeesssss!!!
Yeesssssss.

mad

Stupid, russell is.

anon

Do you, have some lunch,
want to, hmm, hmm? Yes,
hmmm. Yes, hmmm.

Jack Bent

Hi, gay, I am gay.

Yoda

Gay, yoda is. Gay
people, likes he. To
look up anakin's shirt he
also wants. Yeesssssss.

chiso

Of all evil the root, of
money is lack.
Yeesssssss.

banana

Shut up. Yes, hmmm.

Sunday 29/06/08

ali2

Hi. Hmmmmmm.

anon

What.

Vineet

Going offline now, am I.
Yeesssssss.

John Abt

Awesome... Herh herh
herh.

anon

Force strong. Herh herh
herh.

anon

Hello hayden.
Yeesssssss.

Rick

So damn awesome, this
site is!

Rick

His wife loves. Yes,
hmmm.

Robert

The best little green
dude in the world, yoda
is! Hmmmmmm.

Yoda

I am the real yoda and an
imposter not!

anon

With soap and water go
wash your mouth out!

Latest Changes

2008-04-22: Yeah, two days short of a year since the last important change. :) I have a backlog of reports to follow. Meanwhile, I've altered the Google gadget code so that its use also updates the latest result and count above. I figured it might be interesting to see the effect of this change. Thanks to the regulars and to those of you posting links, by the way. I do notice. :)

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2007-05-22: Submitted: "Worthless piece of bantha fodder, this yoda converter is. Yeesssssss." This made me chuckle. :)

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Intro - Read This First

Learn how to talk like Yoda. Type or paste in a bunch of text, and find out just how Yoda may have said it, in his Yodish way.

Try it with jokes, emails, song lyrics, card messages, whatever!

Initial development based on this fine essay on the rules of 'Yodish': Yodish Analysis!

Tips:

Please don't just try "Hello." Nothing will change. Yoda won't answer back, he'll just repeat. It's not the same thing as a conversation.
Yoda speaks short sentences for a reason. If the result is total garbage, that could be why!
Make sure you use proper english grammar and punctuation, our little green friend can't read your mind. "Don't", instead of "Dont", and so on.
The exception is this: You should use extra punctuation if a sentence contains more than one clause, often split with 'and', 'or', etc. For example: "Put your hands up and step away from the turnip." should be "Put your hands up, and step away from the turnip." or "Put your hands up. Step away from the turnip."
If using commas and full stops in currencies or initialisms, do not use spaces.
The use of parenthesis is not yet recommended, though I will work on them.
If there are issues and a sentence is not yoderising as you think it should, it could also be because I haven't yet included all the words I need to in the search formulas. Help me improve it by using the button given!

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