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I feel not good. Herh herh herh.

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anon

Me well alone you dark
tongued one leave. Yes,
hmmm.

anon

No vader in darth, there
is. Hmmmmmm.

anon

Then have to take out our
lightsaber, we will.
Herh herh herh.

KKK

To die you need.

KKK

With fire in the mouth he
who speaks, suffer many
painful scars, will.
Herh herh herh.

KKK

N1gg3rs n33d 2 d1e.

KKK

With soap and water go
wash your mouth out!

KKK

Help, you need.
Yeesssssss.

Saturday 24/09/16

Shahien

Happy we are! Hmmmmmm.

morgoth

End now, this must.
Hmmmmmm.

Lucas

Good how are hmmmm you.

Friday 23/09/16

Nolan

Toothpaste you use not.

Jason

Football player, I am,
and enjoy sports.
Yeesssssss.

Thursday 22/09/16

anon

With soap and water go
wash your mouth out!
Herh herh herh.

anon

Help, you need. Hmmmmmm.

anon

Iron man, I am.

anon

Ryan sucks.

tom

Testtest. Yeesssssss.

Niklas

Hello. Hmmmmmm.

matt

Finding the flexprint id
tag numbers, time show up
in the assets page, can
be, so to go into the
asset database in remedy
and search by xtag to
pull up the flexprint id
number, you usually have.

Wednesday 21/09/16

Rohan

With soap and water go
wash your mouth out!
Yes, hmmm.

sipaia

Gay, damien is.

follow you must

Twitch.tv/snowwaxius.

Branden

Concentrate.

Tuesday 20/09/16

anon

Much relieved, your
honorable mentor is.
Hmmmmmm.

griffin

That again, never do.

anon

Cool, yoda is.

LegitAndNotFakeYoda

Me minecraft obi-wan
showed. Stupid, I told
him video games were.
Play them he is a jedi
master and should not. I
did bring up my pokemon
go obsession not...

LegitAndNotFakeYoda

Me in a battlefront match
anakin beat. Going to
demote him for that, I
am...

LegitAndNotFakeYoda

I gave obi-wan and anakin
a very important mission.
To go steal twenty
pokemon from the
separatists and take the
gym, they have! Wish
them luck. Hmmmmmm.

LegitAndNotFakeYoda

Someone asked: Yoda,
your goal in life, what
is, hmm? I said: To
be a blue banana.
Yeesssssss.

LegitAndNotFakeYoda

Someone asked: Your
favorite planet, what is,
hmm? I said: Potato.

LegitAndNotFakeYoda

Someone asked: Your
favorite jedi, who is,
hmm? I said, kermit
the frog. So brave, is
he, powerful, and smart.
Herh herh herh.

LegitAndNotFakeYoda

Someone asked: Yoda, I
do if I see a sith
coming, what should, hmm?
I said, run away
screaming, you should.

LegitAndNotFakeYoda

My favorite color,
someone asked what is.
It is green not... Neon
pink, it is, obviously!
Best color ever. To get
all the clones armor that
color I tried. No, they
said no. For moral
reasons... Yes, hmmm.

LegitAndNotFakeYoda

Shout meaningful things
in this chatbox, I could.
But, nope! I sit here
talking about cabbage,
tea, frozen and pokemon.
My life I love.
Yeesssssss.

LegitAndNotFakeYoda

To be a jedi I want not.
I be a wizard want to!
Hmmmmmm.

LegitAndNotFakeYoda

Always wanted to be a
cabbage, I have.

hiLegitAndNotFakeYoda

Short I am not. Tall,
everyone else is. Herh
herh herh.

hi

Hello there. Random
person, I am. Yes, hmmm.

LegitAndNotFakeYoda

Star wars, what is, hmm,
hmm? Heard of such a
thing not, I have...
Hmmmmmm.

LegitAndNotFakeYoda

Obi-wan took all the tea
today. All. Of. It.
Believe it not, can I!
For the rest of us no tea
left, there was! Take
his caf as reven--
just... Teaching a
lesson. Yes, hmmm.

LegitAndNotFakeYoda

Let, it go let, let, it
go let! Turn away and
slam the door! Here I
stand, and here I stay.
Let the storm rage on!
Me anyway the cold never
bothered! Yes, hmmm.

LegitAndNotFakeYoda

The pokemon server
crashed. My evee I lost.
Terrible servers, earth
has! Angry, angry, I am
angry! Rest in peace
evee. Avenge you, I,
will! Yes, hmmm.

LegitAndNotFakeYoda

Play pokemon while
fighting not, obi-wan
said I should. Play
while leading my clone
troops not, he said I
should. Nothing,
nothing, he knows
nothing! Yes, hmmm.

LegitAndNotFakeYoda

Not, lose to sidious I
did! To my phone I just
had to get... There, it
said mew-two was!
Hmmmmmm.

LegitAndNotFakeYoda

I play pokemon go
everyday! I play pokemon
go! When up, up, I wake
up, my phone grabbing, I
am! To catch them all, I
got! Yes, hmmm.

959294125723

8756142174. Herh herh
herh.

Monday 19/09/16

Yoda

Deez nuts I see.

Yoda

Mase windu son, is he.

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