Learn to Talk Like Yoda with the Yoda-Speak Generator

Intro - Read This First

Yoda who? Our favourite little green friend from the Star Wars franchise, first seen in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, making a return in its sequel Star Wars: The Return of the Jedi. Learn how to talk like Yoda - just type or paste in a bunch of text and use the 'Convert to Yoda-Speak' button.

Try it with jokes, emails, song lyrics, card messages, whatever!

Initial development based on this fine essay on the rules of 'Yodish': Yodish Analysis!

Tips:

Please don't just try "Hello." Nothing will change. Yoda won't answer back, he'll just repeat. It's not the same thing as a conversation.
In the Star Wars movies, Yoda speaks short sentences for a reason. If the result is total garbage, that could be why!
Make sure you use proper english grammar and punctuation, our little green friend can't read your mind. "Don't", instead of "Dont", and so on.
The exception is this: You should use extra punctuation if a sentence contains more than one clause, often split with 'and', 'or', etc. For example: "Put your hands up and step away from the turnip." should be "Put your hands up, and step away from the turnip." or "Put your hands up. Step away from the turnip."
If using commas and full stops in currencies or initialisms, do not use spaces.
The use of parenthesis is not yet recommended, though I will work on them.
If there are issues and a sentence is not yoda-fied as you think it should, it could also be because I haven't yet included all the words I need to in the search formulas. If I spot a dodgy result, I'll get around to working on it. :)

Convert your English text to Yoda-speak!

This is just a convertor. For now... for example, enter "Please don't step on my shoes", and you'll probably get "Step on my shoes, do not! Yessss."

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Yoda's Latest Quote

My dream god damn, this is. Yes, hmmm.

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Yoda Wisdom/Chat Box

Share your wise words, or just stay and chat. Note - Whatever you say will be yoda-spoken.

simga

Eat a pancake I will. Yes, hmmm.

Saturday 11/05/24

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1cnd4opty') or 622=(select 622 from pg_sleep(15))--. Herh herh herh.

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1-1) or 619=(select 619 from pg_sleep(15))--.

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1kq6vlgpw'; waitfor delay '0:0:15' - -.

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1-1); waitfor delay '0:0:15' - -. Yeesssssss.

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(select(0)from(select(sleep(15)))v)/*'+(select(0)from(select(sleep(15)))v)+'"+(select(0)from(select(sleep(15)))v)+" */.

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10'xor(1*if(now()=sysdate(),sleep(15),0))xor'z. Hmmmmmm.

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-1" Or 3+430-430-1=0+0+0+1 - -. Yeesssssss.

1

-1 or 3*2>(0+5+120-120). Hmmmmmm.

1

-1 or 2+520-520-1=0+0+0+1 - -. Hmmmmmm.

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555'||dbms_pipe.receive_message(chr(98)||chr(98)||chr(98),15)||'.

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555*dbms_pipe.receive_message(chr(99)||chr(99)||chr(99),15). Herh herh herh.

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555j3enbqpe') or 807=(select 807 from pg_sleep(15))--. Herh herh herh.

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5559x7rzd3h' or 573=(select 573 from pg_sleep(15))--. Herh herh herh.

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555-1) or 542=(select 542 from pg_sleep(15))--.

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555-1 or 478=(select 478 from pg_sleep(15))--. Yeesssssss.

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555-1 waitfor delay '0:0:15' - -.

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555-1); waitfor delay '0:0:15' - -.

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555-1; waitfor delay '0:0:15' - -.

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(select(0)from(select(sleep(15)))v)/*'+(select(0)from(select(sleep(15)))v)+'"+(select(0)from(select(sleep(15)))v)+" */. Yeesssssss.

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5550"Xor(555*if(now()=sysdate(),sleep(15),0))xor" Z.

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555*if(now()=sysdate(),sleep(15),0). Herh herh herh.

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-1" Or 3*2>(0+5+372-372) - -. Yes, hmmm.

1

-1' or 3+845-845-1=0+0+0+1 or 'mjofykuz'='.

1

-1 or 2+409-409-1=0+0+0+1.

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-1 or 3*2>(0+5+16-16). Herh herh herh.

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-1 or 2+471-471-1=0+0+0+1 - -. Herh herh herh.

Friday 10/05/24

YODA

Why get me did you.

YODA

My johnson. . Is big. Yes, hmmm. Hmmmmmm.

sophia

Enliglis.

Thursday 09/05/24

Yoda

Fallen to the dark side, skywalker has. Herh herh herh.

Yoda

The yoda that people are using the translator to talk like, I am.

Yoda

Hmm. I like not furries. Yeesssssss.

12345678

12345678. Hmmmmmm.

anon

It is mmm chicken in the wall. Yeesssssss.

Yoda

Be afraid, do not, sir knight. Looking for something…or someone, I see you are.

Wednesday 08/05/24

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeo

Im on crack. Hmmmmmm.

Tuesday 07/05/24

anon

Ah, imaginer tu dois. Univers où réel et. Virtuel se mélangent, frontières floues. Deviennent. Voix des humains, codes des ia, Fusionnent ensemble. Tribunal metaverse, Enjeux colossaux présente. Yes, hmmm.

the sith foundling

You evil villan sith.

Monday 06/05/24

Word mone shiang shir dung ree

Word mone shiang shir dung reen chi.

ur mom

More imaginative vocabulary, at least the sith have.

Awesome

Dad.

Your mother

Slay queem. Herh herh herh.

Your mother

More imaginative vocabulary, at least the sith have.

Your mother

What she said, that is. Hmmmmmm.

Your mother

What she said that is. Yeesssssss.

Sunday 05/05/24

Yoda Man

For truth, justice, and terrible sentence structure!

Stupid

Stupid I sound I yoda am. Herh herh herh.

Stupid

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Latest Changes

2024-05-04: Glorious Star Wars Day to you all! I am actively rebuilding and upgrading this entire service, but as I did not get it all done in time for 2024's Star Wars Day today, May the 4th, I hurridly applied style and content changes to make this much nicer to use on mobile devices. If you're so inclined, please support the site by using the ads; it helps me afford YodaSpeak's upkeep!

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2007-05-22: Submitted: "Worthless piece of bantha fodder, this yoda converter is. Yeesssssss." This made me chuckle. :)