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Golden Delicious

Night beautiful. End 22.

Golden Delicious

So to see you nice. Even
if from a distance. :) .

Golden Delicious

Greetings edible one. As
the earth dampens a fine
evening, and the air
cools. :) . Yes, hmmm.

Golden Delicious

You like come on by if,
and raise the roller
door, I will, of jabba's
palace like the humungus
door. :) but, greet you,
will I - not vile,
unpleasantness. :) .

Golden Delicious

Going back to the shed,
am I, to continue my
work. Your afternoon
enjoy... Evening mein
schatz. :) mwah. :) .

Golden Delicious

Smiling from within...
And seeping outwards, the
smile is, and my face
showing on. Content
warm, smile. :) you too
I hope. :) . Yes, hmmm.

Golden Delicious

Beating normally again,
my heart is. :) been
beating lack lustre
lately, it has. :) .
Herh herh herh.

Golden Delicious

First I see the shirt...
Then trousers. Hmmmn,
yes, dead exsy could it
be. Bend down and look,
oooohwah definitely. Pt,
there is. :) . Hmmmmmm.

Golden Delicious

Made my day, you have.
:) . Herh herh herh.

Golden Delicious

Ughhhh... Mlhm, you
there are. ;) twice I
saw you. Twice the
pleasure. :) . Hmmmmmm.

granny smith

Ahhhhhh, the
intelligence.
Astounding, the use and
originality of your words
is. Not. Hmmmmmm.

ya mum

As gay as ur mum, I am.

ya mum

Screw you.

Golden Delicious

On the roller door. :) .
Yes, hmmm.

Golden Delicious

The beginning music title
of star wars, secret
knock is. :) .
Yeesssssss.

Golden Delicious

For a bite come, you
dirty minded dead exsy.
My paleontologist cum and
visit the dig site.

Golden Delicious

With your juicyone on
your lunch break eat.
Herh herh herh.

Golden Delicious

Mnnnn. Lunchtime. :)
usually quiet here,
friday is. Welcome to
luncheon here mlhm, you
are. :) . Yeesssssss.

Thursday 21/10/21

joel

Flippingg cray cray.

Golden Delicious

Mwah:) . Yes, hmmm.

Golden Delicious

Fructose... Banana...
Plum... Gorgeous one:)
how this morning are you,
hmm? Tired, hmm? I
know, tired, am I. You a
smooth sailing wishing,
quick day today.

Golden Delicious

My fruit basket [yawn]
morning. :) . Yes,
hmmm.

Golden Delicious

Night beautiful. :) end.
Twenty-one.

Golden Delicious

You, how are, hmm? :) .
Yeesssssss.

Golden Delicious

At the end tomorrow as
well, will I be... On
the deathstar. Maybe,
see you, will I.
Starving, I am starving.
Parched, I am parched.
Lacking, am I. :) .
Yeesssssss.

Golden Delicious

My head that image keeps
popping into, to make a
comment, I had. :) .
Yes, hmmm.

Golden Delicious

So seen the eiffel tower
for real I have not. On
my list of places to
visit, it is, and
experience. One day. :)
. Yeesssssss.

Golden Delicious

Been to france, have I,
but to paris not. :)
have you, hmm? :) one
day, will I. :) .

Golden Delicious

Positive one, I hope your
day was. And this
message find you relaxing
enticing one does, hmm?
I hope, had time to
relax, you have. :) .
Herh herh herh.

Golden Delicious

Fine evening edible one.
:) . Yes, hmmm.

Golden Delicious

Later schatzi.

Golden Delicious

Painting, am I... To
finish off my current
job trying. To go still
a bit. :) . Yeesssssss.

Golden Delicious

Your afternoon enticing
one enjoy. :) mwah.
Yeesssssss.

Golden Delicious

I docked at the death
star at the end. :)
sense your presence,
could I... But ...
Alas... Pinpoint your
dead exsy location could
not. Ha! :) .

Golden Delicious

What having for lunch
later edible one are
you, hmm? Have a grand
day. ;) . Yeesssssss.

Wednesday 20/10/21

Golden Delicious

Morning beautiful. :) .
Hmmmmmm.

srasz

Srasz.

Golden Delicious

Night tp. With an exsy
side-kick dream lusty
lovely long lasting
adventures. ;) mwah.
Wink. :) end 10+10.
Hmmmmmm.

Golden Delicious

Kiss earth goodbye, let
us, and journey through
the galaxy. Become a
couple of smugglers,
maybe we could, and of
non-stop adventure and
mayhem live a life. :) .

Golden Delicious

Come edible one. One
ticket with your name on
it, I have. Or, me up in
your star destroyer pick
- take me anywhere and.
:) . Herh herh herh.

Golden Delicious

Bodily... Erotically...
Orgasmically stimulating.
You. Right beside me.
:) perfect. :) . Yes,
hmmm.

Golden Delicious

Beautiful visuals... You
by my side, enticing one.
And the moon ahead, and
the earth behind.
Everywhere - mystical
qualities... Visually
stimulating.

Golden Delicious

Be a fantastical that
would, and visually
beautiful journey. :) .

Golden Delicious

... Up into the galaxy.
High up, and to take us
close to the moon's
cratery surface patch in
coordinates. :) .
Yeesssssss.

Golden Delicious

And pick you up in my
pod, how about I come,
and I engage rocket
boosters, and take off
we...

Golden Delicious

Prickly tickly. Your
evening fairing under the
looming misty full moon,
how is, my sweet, hmm?
;) .

Golden Delicious

Later, it is later.
Suesse schatzi:) finished
with on my previous
message should I have.
Finished her lesson, my
padawan has. :) .
Yeesssssss.

Golden Delicious

Later suesse schatzi,
finished, she is
finished. Herh herh
herh.

Golden Delicious

Like to be I you know
where would. :) . Herh
herh herh.

Golden Delicious

Bloody auto correct on
phone. Yes, re-read my
message, I should.
Rephrase. Remove sending
word. Hmmmmmm.

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