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Greetings, old man. Yeesssssss.

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anon

Hi kyle. Yeesssssss.

Tuesday 26/05/15

Billy Bob Skywalker

My wookie ate the
mailman. It, I hate it
when that happens.

General Quarters

Of my nose can someone
help get some crayons
out, hmm? Of 64 up there
I put the big box, and to
write a novel I need one.
Herh herh herh.

Doug Lipstick

To my eel zoo come.
Slimy and fun for the
whole family, it is!

Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp

Herh herh herh. Yessss,
hmmmm. Hmmmmm.

Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp

Monkey power wins every
time. Herh herh herh.

Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp

Obvious that is, ron.
Yes, hmmm.

Andres

Delicious, ti think turds
are. Hmmmmmm.

Ron Obvious

Place where the laws of
physics as we know them
break down, a black hole
is.

Vaibhav

Tits, I love tits. Yes,
hmmm.

She who has been denied speech

Be, perhaps be a bardie
bedwarmer toy for
hallween you should, yes,
hmm? Good in bed,
bedwarmers are, yes.

She who has been denied speech

You, wear swastika
armbands on your
stormtrooper outfit do,
hmm? If so, wrong
stormtroopers, for
halloween suit, you wear,
mmm.

She who has been denied speech

Chode, another word for,
is. Hmmmmmm.

She who has been denied speech

Anon, like chaud do you,
hmm? Yes, hmmm.

She who has been denied speech

And why in hell name
yourself 'anon', hmm?
Yes, hmmm.

She who has been denied speech

Anon, a punk, you are.
Do you filter this
personally or a robot are
you, hmm? Laugh if you
do it personally, I
would. Yes, hmmm.

anon

This a more acceptable
name is, hmm? Hmmmmmm.

anon

I know, right, hmm? Yes,
hmmm.

anon

More manners then you,
chewbacca has. Herh herh
herh.

Johnny Horton

Why the hell thiss force
orientation meter work
not. Worthless piece of
bantha fodder, it is,
which smells like a
tautaun who has wiped his
ass in days not. Yes,
hmmm.

Johnny Horton

The separatists had the
biggest ships.

Johnny Horton

The biggest guns, they
had. The bestest ship
that ever flew in space,
the invisible hand was.
As big as banthas guns,
on those decks were, and
as wroshyyr-trees shells
as big.

Johnny Horton

The germans had the
biggest ships. The
biggest guns, had they.
The bestest ship that
ever sailed the seas, the
bismarck was. Guns as
big as steers, on those
decks were, and as big
trees shells.

Monday 25/05/15

your mom

You suck.

Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp

My credit card info yoda
stole.

Dag Hammarskjold

Very easy to bow to the
wish of a big power, it
is. Another matter to
resist it, it is.

Vader

My friend rise. Yes,
hmmm.

Vader

I believe, fly, can I.

J C A

Pie, I like pie.
Hmmmmmm.

Robert Downey Jr.

This website just now I
found. It, I love it!

J C A

My self I won the
district math competition
by.

Chetanya

Make,hmmmmmmmm, awesome
site it is.better sit
nobody can. Herh herh
herh.

Spock

Oops, stumbled into wrong
movie franchise, I have.
Yes, hmmm.

Alyssa

Greetings everyone,
returned, I have
returned.

E.T.

Huge light bulb stuck in
the end of my finger, I
have.

Akbar the Idiotic

E.t. Phone home.
Seriously - yer mom fell
in the woodchipper again,
and this time, turned on,
was it. It is a mess and
the city will bill you
for the clkean up if you
not call. Yes, hmmm.

Sunday 24/05/15

Bar-Bar Jinks

Fire extinguishers give
cool refreshing enemas.

Bar-Bar Jinks

Stolen, my helper monkey
was. For safe return
reward offered. To name
of mojo answers. Yes,
hmmm.

Beware, for , danger near ther

Hello. Yes, hmmm.

anon

Beware, for , danger near
there is. Yes, hmmm.

Bar-Bar Jinks

Either watch nascar or
watch paint dry I can. I
think paint drying, much
more exciting, will be.

Bar-Bar Jinks

And me tell you milking a
lobster ain't easy let.

Bar-Bar Jinks

To make lobster
milkshakes today I
learned how. Hmmmmmm.

angel

Hello all the way from
texas, I love ur cite.
Its so cool! Thankyou.
Herh herh herh.

Tania Twinkle

See something different
then check my blog at
taniatwinkle.co.uk want
to. Hmmmmmm.

Cheyen

Bae, anakin is. Herh
herh herh.

Dead

My alive padawans hell.

Saturday 23/05/15

anon

Hey tobias. Herh herh
herh.

Red

Is anakin alright, hmm?
Yeesssssss.

Red

Your father, am I.

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