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You are?

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Giallombardo

Follow me, young padawan.
Hmmmmmm.

Saturday 30/08/14

BIOGOJI

Get ogre it. Hmmmmmm.

BIOGOJI

Hey guys, you, how are,
hmm?

Yodouche

Like egg farts your
breath smells.

anon

Longer stick, find, you
will.

Friday 29/08/14

some obscure jedi sitting at h

You say an obscenity I
love the fact that if, to
wash your mouth out with
soap and water yoda tells
you. Lolololol. Yes,
hmmm.

some obscure jedi sitting at h

You suck my balls. 'nuff
said.

some obscure jedi sitting at h

Of faith I find your
lack... Disturbing.

some obscure jedi sitting at h

With soap and water go
wash your mouth out!
Hmmmmmm.

Thursday 28/08/14

yoda

So stupid, I am.
Hmmmmmm. Hmmmmmm.

anon

All wrong, you are. Yes,
hmmm.

Wednesday 27/08/14

Itstick

Leda really stinks. Yes,
hmmm.

Itstick

Woks, I love woks.
Yeesssssss.

Yoda

Hmm clear would a cookie
you like. Yeesssssss.

Tuesday 26/08/14

Wat

Really darkside, another
quote was.

Wat

I put in a yoda quote
into the generator. As a
dark side it rated it.

Your mom

Piece of wampa droppings,
yoda is. Yes, hmmm.

Monday 25/08/14

anon

Heyuu.

Bored

Up, what is, hmm? Herh
herh herh.

i am not yoda

Nervous, he is nervous,
but to drop bombs on the
surface he looks calm and
ready, but he wrote down
he keeps on forgetting
what.

i am not yoda

Vomit on his sweater
already, there is, mom's
spagghetti.

i am not yoda

Sweaty knees weak, his
palms are, hevy, arms
are. Yeesssssss.

i am not yoda

You capture it or just
let it slip would, hmm?
Yo. Herh herh herh.

i am not yoda

Look, if one shot, you
had, ever wanted, one
opportunity to seize
everything you have.
Hmmmmmm.

Genisis

Kick your butt, I will.

Yoda

Do do or not, no try
there is.

Sunday 24/08/14

Kate

Hello, kate, am I.
Yeesssssss.

Human Of Randomnes

All about the bas, am I,
'bout the bass, no
treble,

julia

To eat a delicious
eggplant time!

julia

The best show in the
world, doctor who is!
Hmmmmmm.

juliao

Awesome, guinea pigs are!

Saturday 23/08/14

Ezzo

Welcome. You, kill me,
cannot. Yeesssssss.

Friday 22/08/14

Niggajesus

So wise, I am, me for
advise yoda calls.

Tracy

The process of making and
sharing infomration and
ideas in the workplace,
technical communication
is. Hmmmmmm.

yoda

Ssup!! Yeesssssss.

I am Yoda\'s dog.

Yoda's dog, am I.

anon

For helping out regards,
superb information.
Aedebedgabbkaede.
Yeesssssss.

ertroywp

Agree with my statement
that this post is awesome
do you, hmm?
Fecfbgaecefe. Yes, hmmm.

Thursday 21/08/14

bo

Hello peepes. Herh herh
herh.

Itstick

Of wok cheese noodles
stink. Hmmmmmm.

Itstick

Really dumb idiots,
rabbits are. Yeesssssss.

Cris

So, what's up, hmm?
Yeesssssss.

Cris

To move it I like.
Hmmmmmm.

Cris

Hello. How are you, hmm?

Itstick the dragon

Yoderisings lol.

Itstick the dragon

Im hunting dragons.

Itstick the dragon

Da best, httyd is.

Borderlands

Hey guys whats up in
hurr. Hmmmmmm.

Borderlands

Help, you need.

Borderlands

:dd:dd::D.

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