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Tyler Bain

Tyler I am.

Tyler Bain

Tyler bain. Yeesssssss.

HawgOfDawg

Below me. Hmmmmmm.

Andrew

My friend. He is dumb,
to learn he must much.
Stupid, think yoda is, he
does.

Friday 17/04/15

Kw

Yo blood bob hi
everyonebloser.

A sleepy guy

The weekend begins, with
joy and excitement may it
be filled. Yes, hmmm.

Obi

To you, happy friday.

wadwadawdwa

Awdawdawd. Herh herh
herh.

Thursday 16/04/15

Orlando

Kill or be killed, he
was. Herh herh herh.

kanay

Helpful for sonnets lol
would she be.

Yoda

Not working, this
generator. Like this
sound, not, I do not.
This one taken over, the
dark side has.

anon

Good night kaitlyn and
evan. Hmmmmmm.

Corb Lund

But numbered, I knew my
days were. When over the
trenches lumbered. Of
the war more modern
machinations.

Frozen Pizza

Like killing toads do
you, and their chauds
sucking, hmm? Herh herh
herh.

spanky

To bleed weasels I like
not, but perhaps, you do,
hmm, hmm?

Skrawk

Canada. Yes, hmmm.

Skrawk

More lasting than
dislike, hate is. Quote
from fuhrer hitler, that
is. Yes, hmmm.

Crazy

Sup. Herh herh herh.

Wednesday 15/04/15

Batman

The king of awesome
wisdom, yoda is.

Yes

Change the course of the
future, even the smallest
person can.

anon

Hello.

pratik

Hi....Yodha. Hmmmmmm.

pratik

Best boy, patel is.
Yeesssssss.

Tuesday 14/04/15

michael

Michael.

Darcy

Hi yoda, awsome, you are.
Herh herh herh.

Master Yoda

Have always had inner
courage only if you think
good, you will. Yes,
hmmm.

Monday 13/04/15

anon

How else will you truly
know hat capable of are
you, if you push not
yourself.

anon

Bobby. Yes, hmmm.

THX-1138

My ass off laughihg.

yoda3324

December 18th, I wish it
was. Herh herh herh.

Sunday 12/04/15

my name is Dhiraj

You very much I like.
Yeesssssss.

Saturday 11/04/15

anon

Hmmmmmm.

hi how are you. Just letting u

Hi how just letting you
know 1+1=11 are you.
Wisewisdom.

anon

Hello.

chris

Dumb killer. Herh herh
herh.

Friday 10/04/15

Matthew

Oreo.

padawan

You must your english
text into yoda-speak
convert! Chatbot not,
this is, it, nor generate
any audio does.. . If
used this before not, you
have, to the left read
and understand the tips.
Hmmmmmm.

Felix Pavardė

As appealing as sucking a
lemon your bitter speech
makes you.

The Ultimate Sith Lord of Doom

The only thing you have
left to lose, she will
be, and know you will not
when I will finally
decide to kill her; and
trust me... When the time
comes, it will be quick
and painless not.

The Ultimate Sith Lord of Doom

After that, you will
never disobey me
again.why want to, hmm?
Because murder your
sister I will not, and
rape her every month and
keep her imprisoned,
instead I will.

The Ultimate Sith Lord of Doom

Burn your mother alive in
front of your very eyes,
you must remember this or
I will, and slowly
torture your father
beyond your
comprehension, then I
will.

The Ultimate Sith Lord of Doom

Good, the dark side is,
and evil, the light side
is. Yes, hmmm.

yoda3324

Something wrong with you
there bro did you
seriously just put that I
public is.

Alex

To masturbate you like.

Thursday 09/04/15

Jada

You mommy I love.
Yeesssssss.

My ally is the force and a pow

The force and a powerful
ally it is, my ally is...
:d.

anon

Bad dog. Yes, hmmm.

Darth mcGill

As appealing as sucking a
lemon your bitter speech
makes you. Yeesssssss.

jamesb

Much beer I sense in you.

Hello

Yoda, my name is. Yes,
hmmm.

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