Learn to Talk Like Yoda with the Yoda-Speak Generator

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Constance, independence day, today is. The day of freedom, this is, of capitalism liberty and protection. Engaging in so many ways, you are. Of independence may the gods, your house love and affection reign down their glory upon, condo, brownstone, or maytag dryer box. Yeesssssss.

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Robert Bragg

Hey whats up all!!!
Yeesssssss.

guy

Hot girl any here.
Hmmmmmm.

cool

Fgfbd. Yeesssssss.

Friday 03/07/09

morgan

Hey pap. Yeesssssss.

diane

I smoked when I was
young. Hmmmmmm.

kerr

Uyuhijol0u989. Herh herh
herh.

hillier

In life echos in
eternity, what we do.
Yes, hmmm.

Matt

Anyway, home time, it is.
Hmmmmmm.

Matt

At the o2 in december,
depeche mode are, and be
right there on the
ground, will I. Going to
be quite the awesome
night, it is.
Yeesssssss.

Yoda

Try again then, let us...
Yes, hmmm.

Yoda

People can have the model
t in any colour--so long
as, black, is it.

Half pig half chiken

You cows shut up.

Half pig half chiken

Speak child. Yes, hmmm.

Matthew

Hi freddie. Herh herh
herh.

connor

Boom. Herh herh herh.

anon

To speak like yoda its
easy, if you believe in
the force. Hmmmmmm.

anon

Be a jedi, do you want
to, hmm?

ashley

English.

Bobby

Eat your shoe, want I to.
Herh herh herh.

Thursday 02/07/09

Yoda

Ajax'd like the latest
result now is will
hopefully in the next 24
hours the shoutbox be...
Yeesssssss.

Yoda

Entertained you tori,
nice to have!

Hi im Tori!

This yoda translator I
just found. Much fun, it
is! Me a geek I think
that makes!

J

Yo dudes. Herh herh
herh.

bob

Goo gooo ga ga. Yes,
hmmm.

bob

Hi steve. Yeesssssss.

STEVE

Hiya jake. Yeesssssss.

J

Ho yo. Yeesssssss.

STEVE

Hiya all yhu pplz yhu all
oki. Yes, hmmm.

nnnnn

Hello jake.

anon

Hi yo.

fupo

As appealing as sucking a
lemon your bitter speech
makes you. Yeesssssss.

fupo

Help, you need.

h

Po.

anon

Cvjnxcgnkdbnkyjn. Yes,
hmmm.

mycrap

More manners then you,
chewbacca has.

dasistgelogen

Twincest rules the world.
Life, twincest is.
Amazing, toki hotel is.

dasistgelogen

Bill and tom love each
other. Bill's, bill is
tom's and tom is.

Wednesday 01/07/09

Bobert

Me well alone you dark
tongued one leave.
Hmmmmmm.

Genitals

No genitals, you have.
Yeesssssss.

anon

Calorific and tasty,
doughnuts are! Hmmmmmm.

anon

Substantial contributor,
he is.

herh herh herh

Herh herh herh.
Yeesssssss.

Glenn

Going on, what the heck
is. Yes, hmmm.

derp

Hurrdurrderpderp speak
that yoda. Yes, hmmm.

Jee Sup

Find me, you must. Yes,
hmmm.

doggy dog world

Doggy dog world. Herh
herh herh.

Lurkmore

To man, what the monkey
is, joke or
embarrassment, man, to
the ubermensch, shall be,
joke or embarrassment.

Tuesday 30/06/09

sammi

May, a cookie, have I.

Going on, what is, hmm?

Going on, what is, hmm,
hmm? Yes, hmmm.

Yoda

This still works just
checking!

Latest Changes

2008-08-07: Yodaspeak seems to have become a tad more popular lately. I'm receiving a ton of reports, most of which are utter rubbish to be honest. ;) I've seen "I love you" and "Hello" and "How are you" too often to care for! I've got a log of changes to make and I'm not seeing anything new I'm unaware of, so for the foreseeable future I'm removing the report function. And, again, thanks to the regulars and to those of you posting links, by the way. I do notice. :)

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2007-05-22: Submitted: "Worthless piece of bantha fodder, this yoda converter is. Yeesssssss." This made me chuckle. :)

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Intro - Read This First

Learn how to talk like Yoda. Type or paste in a bunch of text, and find out just how Yoda may have said it, in his Yodish way.

Try it with jokes, emails, song lyrics, card messages, whatever!

Initial development based on this fine essay on the rules of 'Yodish': Yodish Analysis!

Tips:

Please don't just try "Hello." Nothing will change. Yoda won't answer back, he'll just repeat. It's not the same thing as a conversation.
Yoda speaks short sentences for a reason. If the result is total garbage, that could be why!
Make sure you use proper english grammar and punctuation, our little green friend can't read your mind. "Don't", instead of "Dont", and so on.
The exception is this: You should use extra punctuation if a sentence contains more than one clause, often split with 'and', 'or', etc. For example: "Put your hands up and step away from the turnip." should be "Put your hands up, and step away from the turnip." or "Put your hands up. Step away from the turnip."
If using commas and full stops in currencies or initialisms, do not use spaces.
The use of parenthesis is not yet recommended, though I will work on them.
If there are issues and a sentence is not yoderising as you think it should, it could also be because I haven't yet included all the words I need to in the search formulas. Help me improve it by using the button given!

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