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Good morning. Yes, hmmm.

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Yoda

Get out of here, let us.
Yes, hmmm.

Yoda

Me babe kiss.

Tuesday 28/07/15

aryonna

Do u leave want to.

Nadhar vebb

Yoda I am. Herh herh
herh.

ignacio

To everybody hi. Herh
herh herh.

Elaine

I know not how to keep on
with this.

Connor_

Yoga like yoda, I do.

Monday 27/07/15

JJ the Wonder Tard

Monday morning boogers
are the crunchiest, all
week, get I. Yummy.
Yeesssssss.

Boda, Yoda\'s brother

Hello everyone, yessss.
This website I like,
yessss. Hmmmmm. .
This website lol
love.:D.

Yoda

As as sucking a lemon
your bitter speech makes
you appealing.
Yeesssssss. Herh herh
herh.

Sunday 26/07/15

Brittany

I know not who you are
jimmy. Of creepy you
seem kind.

v

Hi there. Yes, hmmm.

Jimmy

Brittany, I love
brittany.

General Electric

My trouser snake suck on,
bob. Yes, hmmm.

Kalana

Me well alone you dark
tongued one leave.

Caili

Lol :p. Herh herh herh.

Bob Jones

<3 *sizzle*, loving ur
thoughts, am I. Hmmmmmm.

Caili

Mmmm lets go make some.
Yeesssssss.

Caili

Lol. U, I love u.
Hmmmmmm.

Bob Jones

Be, wow we must, like
twins :p.

Caili

Hungry too lol, omg I am.
Hmmmmmm.

Bob Jones

Yo homeys. Hungry, I am
hungry. Yes, hmmm.

Saturday 25/07/15

connor

Connor. Yeesssssss.

anon

Like yoda yoga, I do.

Fumbles McStupid

What you eat, you are.
Why I only eat roadkill
sandwiches, that is.
Yeesssssss.

A. Skywalker

Batman, batman, I am
batman. Yeesssssss.
Herh herh herh.

A. Skywalker

Take one day, I dream
that a shower you will, I
have. Yes, hmmm.

Obi-Wan Bedwetter

My padawan's problem,
urine-soaked sheets are.

Friday 24/07/15

Darth Snotminer

Your boogers eat, young
jedi. Or for you else no
turdburger. Yes, hmmm.

jonathan is a faggot

Yes I am.

myself

Pizza donuts I like.

awesome

Awesome, I am awesome.
Yes, hmmm.

Hello man

For lunch I ate sushi.
Herh herh herh.

Albert Dingleberry

To poop, I have.

Albert Dingleberry

To poop I have. Myesss.
Hmmmmmm.

Jade

Super hungry, I am. The
best thing to eat on a
thursday night, what is,
hmm? Herh herh herh.

Thursday 23/07/15

Viz

Useless, theories are,
god, entertainment is.
Hmmmmmm.

Chuck Norris

Spoog on her back or
mouth in her not.

Chuck Norris

Just say, what the fack
did I.

Chuck Norris

Up I throw down after a
long night of.drinking I
throw not. Yeesssssss.

anon

Sponge, darht vader is.
Yes, hmmm.

nevaeh

I visit hollywood want
to.

nevaeh

What doing are you.

Jonathan

Faggot. Yeesssssss.

Wednesday 22/07/15

General Anaesthetic

Gladly pay you saturday
for a venereal disease
today, I will.

General Anaesthetic

Help, you need.

General Anaesthetic

Like a moldy limburger
and rotten pork sandwich
my crotch smells. On
cowpie bread.

General Anaesthetic

With you may the fart gas
be. Or your mom.
Yeesssssss.

Har-de-har-har

Nothing funny about
scabies, there is.

MC Douche-A-Bag

My neighbor's dog takes
10 lb poops. And my
neighbor eats it then.

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