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Yumi

To be careful I have.

Golden Delicious

Fonsi & dy song...
Are you see how much love
you can fit in me going
to, hmm? Impale me. I
feel all of you want to.
Yeesssssss.

Golden Delicious

Slowly and wildly, take
me on a ride. Wait, I
will wait when you are
ready to show me the way.
Take it slow, I savour
the journey want to.
Yes, hmmm.

Golden Delicious

Like the holidays, today
was - no sunshine...
Damn! :) I know it sunny
all the time cannot be.
Day dream of warm
sunshine though, I can.
:) I am looking forward
to the holidays not.

Golden Delicious

Just know, never do
anything in front of
anyone that would look
deliberate or jeopardize
your situation, would I.
I am that silly and rash
not. Careful and well
guarded, I am. Hmmmmmm.

Tuesday 06/06/17

mm

Fire extinguisher. Works
good. Hmmmmmm.

Golden Delicious

Of the bridge on the
other side, like fire I
spied your eyes burning.
In reply, see my tongue
and my lips did you, hmm?

Golden Delicious

It, I adore it when you
are close to me. To
touch you I desire. If
manage in such an
environment, a bump or a
brush is all I can, then
have to make an effort
and gather my courage,
will I.

Golden Delicious

Fingers and thumbs
clicking, gaining speed
and intensity. Your
breath your mouth drawing
in. Very easily turned
on by you, I am. My name
call, follow you, I will.
:) .

Golden Delicious

Me around my waist grab,
and me close pull, hard.
Me on just thinking about
it turning. Yes, hmmm.

Monday 05/06/17

mm

You start down the dark
path once, it dominate
your destiny, forever
will, you it will
consume... Yes, hmmm.

Golden Delicious

Of your eyes on me I feel
the warmth. Love to feel
your hands, I would.
Yes, hmmm.

Sunday 04/06/17

Luke Skywalker

Jedi like my father
before me, I am.
Yeesssssss.

Luke Skywalker

Luke skywalker, I am.
Herh herh herh.

Golden Delicious

Of your skin my juicy
lips eagerly await the
sensation, and relishing
the taste, my tongue is.
Yeesssssss.

Golden Delicious

Like to feel the warmth
of your skin against
mine, how I long to know
what it is. I feel the
fire and heat from your
body want to. Hmmmmmm.

Golden Delicious

I hear your heart racing
as it is pumping blood
through your body want
to, and your heart slow
and resting then.

Anakin Skywalker

Hi, master yoda. Herh
herh herh.

Saturday 03/06/17

anon

Hello. Yes, hmmm.

Golden Delicious

Remember do you when I
put my left hand on the
warm inner of my upper
thigh, and my legs
tightly around it closed,
hmm? :) . Yeesssssss.

Golden Delicious

... Like wild horses
running along the table
your fingers began
drumming. Their speed
increasing, like the
fervent beating, of your
beautiful heart. Yes,
hmmm.

Golden Delicious

My millenium falcon
cruising in, with the
broken hyper drive today,
journeying to saturday
morning sport, was I.
Particular song came on,
and to thoughts of you my
mind drifted...

Golden Delicious

And 'lo and behold',
straight through the
double laned roundabout,
you passed by in your
corellian star destroyer
there. An automatic
smile appeared,
naturally. :) .

fire

Your mom I did f. Herh
herh herh.

fire

With soap and water go
wash your mouth out!

Friday 02/06/17

fire

Awesome, yoda is. Herh
herh herh.

Golden Delicious

Ponder on your succulent
body over the weekend, I
will. Yeesssssss.

Golden Delicious

You brushed your body
past mine, oooh warm and
desirable. For short
moment, enticed, was I,
... Ahem and then, to
get my mind quickly back
to straight laced
professionalism, had I.
Yeesssssss.

Golden Delicious

Of your touch you know I
want more. Me longer
touch, me up anytime
feel. My 'hoth' ice wall
melt. To melt it may
take a few moments, but
within a moment, I will,
to your fire succumb.

Golden Delicious

Divinyls - myself, I
touch myself. Yes, hmmm.

Golden Delicious

Go, I fantasize about
places where we could,
moment of ecstacy, where
we could have. Find such
a place, I think we
could.

Evenger

Hello. Hmmmmmm.

Thursday 01/06/17

Paul

Paul from brazil, I am.
Hmmmmmm.

ggggggggg

Hihihihi. Yes, hmmm.

Noah

Strong the force is, but
you will lose. Hmmmmmm.

Golden Delicious

I treasure every morning
when I see you walking my
way. Like a sunrise that
breathes warm air onto my
body, it is. I know it
every day however cannot
be.

Golden Delicious

"Staying alive"
(1983) - the final strut
- youtube.

Golden Delicious

Worry there is nothing
'final' about my walking,
do not. I enjoy that
watching me walk you
like, away from you, or
toward you. Herh herh
herh.

Golden Delicious

I love walking towards
you, sometimes,
confidence, have I, not,
sometimes I do. But
alright, when I look in
your eyes you tell me
everything is. And just
eat you all up, I then
could - you are
delicious.

Md Tazel

Md tazel.

Edgar

22 years old, have I.
Hmmmmmm.

Edgar

My birthday, today is.
Yeesssssss.

Yoda

Around the survivors,
perimeter create!

Wednesday 31/05/17

Jack

Hey friends. Herh herh
herh.

Daijah

Weeeee. Hmmmmmm.

Golden Delicious

John murphy - sunshine
(adagio in d minor).
Herh herh herh.

Golden Delicious

Cold, even though today
was, the sun did shine
and warm the body. Shame
it was overshadowed by
dark clouds late in the
day, it is. But I feel
very thankful it was a
serious storm not.

Golden Delicious

Of work I think ahead a
lot. Let it sap your
beautiful energy, do not.
If lying up against a
tree, was I, in a forest,
and you rested your body
on mine, gently stroke
all the negativity away,
would I. Herh herh herh.

Golden Delicious

Me sweetness in your
smiles you gave, and it
in I enjoyed drinking,
every last drop. Yes,
hmmm.

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Yoda who? Our favourite little green friend from the Star Wars franchise, first seen in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, making a return in its sequel Star Wars: The Return of the Jedi. Learn how to talk like Yoda - just type or paste in a bunch of text and use the 'Convert to Yoda-Speak' button.

Try it with jokes, emails, song lyrics, card messages, whatever!

Initial development based on this fine essay on the rules of 'Yodish': Yodish Analysis!

Tips:

Please don't just try "Hello." Nothing will change. Yoda won't answer back, he'll just repeat. It's not the same thing as a conversation.
In the Star Wars movies, Yoda speaks short sentences for a reason. If the result is total garbage, that could be why!
Make sure you use proper english grammar and punctuation, our little green friend can't read your mind. "Don't", instead of "Dont", and so on.
The exception is this: You should use extra punctuation if a sentence contains more than one clause, often split with 'and', 'or', etc. For example: "Put your hands up and step away from the turnip." should be "Put your hands up, and step away from the turnip." or "Put your hands up. Step away from the turnip."
If using commas and full stops in currencies or initialisms, do not use spaces.
The use of parenthesis is not yet recommended, though I will work on them.
If there are issues and a sentence is not yoda-fied as you think it should, it could also be because I haven't yet included all the words I need to in the search formulas. If I spot a dodgy result, I'll get around to working on it. :)